let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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