i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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