Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
You left your underwear on the fireplace
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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