I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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