why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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