All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is the high leading the old right now
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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