dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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