she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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