i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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