5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We have so much sex to catch up on
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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