haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
