I heard we made out
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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