found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
