The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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