I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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