your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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