Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize