at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I understand Curling. That high.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
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