I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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