i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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