He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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