At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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