i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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