wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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