Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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