Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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