party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
