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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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