Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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