I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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