I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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