do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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