i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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