She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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