So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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