glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize