just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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