I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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