just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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