this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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