I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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