So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Randomize
