I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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