he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Welp...herpes.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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