so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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