Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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