Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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