i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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