so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I have tasted many bathrooms
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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