If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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