margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
