Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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