They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
This baby is an asshole
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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