It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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